1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: Death Race 2050

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, which comes out of retirement this week for one last job. Today, we’re watching the newest entry in a series that, like Spider-Man, has been rebooted twice in ten years – Death Race 2050! What’s The Plot? It’s a remake of Death Race 2000, and it follows that plot … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: DOA Dead or Alive

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where we’re back on track just in time to call it quits! We’re ending strong with a personal favorite, 2006’s surprisingly enjoyable video game feature DOA: Dead or Alive. What’s The Plot? Expert martial artists, predominantly very attractive young women, from around … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: The Final Sacrifice

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where I completely forgot the MST3k Reunion Show was tonight! So instead of D.O.A. – Dead or Alive, we will be watching 1990’s The Final Sacrifice, the subject of a classic MST3k episode. What’s The Plot? Indeterminately young man Troy McGreggor discovers a strange … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: Ice Twisters

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where we’re doing our best to think cool thoughts. To help with that, we’re watching the 2009 TV disaster movie Ice Twisters. What’s The Plot? A government cloud seeding experiment goes slightly wrong and creates a series of freak ice storms that culminate in … [Read more...]

1 Out of 5 – Would Recommend: Cool Cat Saves The Kids

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where we genuinely thought that Sharknado 2: The Second One would be the low point of Vivica A. Fox’s career. Today, we’re being proven wrong by 2015’s Cool Cat Saves The Kids. What’s The Plot? A six foot tall half-human half-cat elementary schooler named Cool Cat … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: Samurai Cop

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where the ideal Expendables line-up would be Matt Hannon, Y.K. Kim, Reb Brown, etc. Today, we’re explaining the first name on that list by watching 991’s Samurai Cop. What’s The Plot? When the vicious Katana Gang invades L.A. and starts cutting a bloody swath through … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: Strike Commando

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where b-movie stars are the best movie stars. Today, we’re looking at another Reb Brown action vehicle, 1987’s Strike Commando! What’s The Plot? Elite “strike commando” Michael Ransom (Reb Brown) is betrayed and left for dead by the shady Colonel Radek and must make … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: Cop Rock

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where the author is the editor and can change his mind at the last second. Since the full series set came out last week, we’re taking a look at the pilot episode of 1990’s Cop Rock this week. What’s The Plot? The episode follows several LAPD police officers in the … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: RoboWar

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where low budget rip-offs have their moment in the sun. Today, we’re watching the beat for beat retake of Predator called RoboWar (1988). What’s The Plot? The elite BAM squad mercenaries go down to South America on a secret mission for the U.S. government. Once there, … [Read more...]

1 out of 5 – Would Recommend: Captain America II: Death Too Soon

Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where we though Captain America: Civil War was pretty darned good. Today, we’re watching a Captain America sequel that’s not so good – 1979’s Captain America II: Death Too Soon! What’s The Plot? Revolutionary terrorist Miguel kidnaps a government research scientist to … [Read more...]

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