Scripting Errors: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

WWII G.I.Joe Wallpaper by Erick Sanchez

Welcome back to Scripting Errors, where we look at movies that might have been! Today, we’re reading a September 2005 draft of the film that would eventually become G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. We’ll see that even though the final film got a mixed reception, it could have been a bit worse.

Since I couldn’t find any concept art for this one, we’re illustrated with some cool (linked and attributed) fan art.

Who Wrote It?

David Elliot & Paul Lovett, a team whose only other major credit is the Detroit-set crime thriller Four Brothers. Though their work wasn’t the final script, it formed the bones of it and they were still credited on the flick…and sued Paramount when they weren’t hired for the sequel.

Synopsis

Snake Eyes vs Storm Shadow by Joffrey Suarez

When a mission to capture scientists working for shady arms dealer Destro goes sideways, the elite American Special Forces squad nicknamed “G.I. Joe” find themselves put on the bench. They don’t stay there for long, however, as Destro sets his sights on recruiting of their own who was injured in the mission for his super soldier program. The Joes will have to go off the reservation if they want to rescue their brother-in-arms and put an end to Destro’s evil plans – when all else fails, they don’t.

Points of Interest

  • In the plus column, the G.I. Joes are portrayed for most of the film as being fairly normal soldiers up against the sci-fi army/ninjas of Destro. Since I personally think the franchise is at its best when presented that way – Cobra having all the benefits and still being beaten by good old fashioned soldiering, I do appreciate that aspect.
  • Like the final film, Cobra Commander is turned into Joe team leader Duke’s best friend Rex who gets horribly injured during an op. Unlike the final film, Rex is turned into a super soldier codenamed Cobra who at no point takes command of the organization save as Destro’s third or fourth in command.

    Venomous Maximus-Cobra Jam by Adam

  • Snake-Eyes’ iconic muteness is changed here from an injury to a vow of silence (which, to be fair, I believe the final film did too) solely so he can deliver a badass line of dialogue once he defeats Storm Shadow.

Final Thoughts

Ultimately, this flick would have been even further from classic comics and cartoon than the movie we got. It over-relied on humor (Scarlett’s frustration with Snake-Eyes’ vow of silence – which he took before they began dating – is a running gag throughout) and reduced Cobra Commander to a simple lackey who had more in common with Venomous Maximus than anyone else.

Come back next week for another installment of Strange Times & Places!

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Chris Walker (@back2past) is affectionately referred to as Back to the Past’s social media lackey. He’s all over finding nuggets of pop culture news, wherever they may be hiding!

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