“I know it’s a little late for you, but we’re going to see Cats at 10:30. Would you want to join us?”That was the question posed to me while waiting in line to see Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker with my friends (the same friends with whom I met Tommy Wiseau and who showed…
My weekend plans were interrupted by cruddy weather in Grand Rapids, meaning I spent entirely too much of my weekend shut in to my hotel room watching Disney Plus. Ergo, we’re looking at the Mighty Ducks animated series this week! What’s The Plot? Six ragtag rebels from Puckworld, an advanced alien society of humanoid ducks,…
Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where we’re looking at a reboot of a long running horror movie franchise that is, in fact, still producing new entries – no, not 2019’s Child’s Play, 2018’s Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich! What’s The Plot? A convention/memorabilia auction is being thrown on the 30th…
The lead actress in Vincent’s music video does a terrific job of staying in character until the song is over. This is despite seeing a bloodied corpse leaning up against a 2nd story window. It isn’t until it crashes through and lands on her that she loses her composure and breaks character. Alice Cooper does…
I’m back again with this allegedly-on-indefinite-hiatus column! Let me tell you all what kind of life I lead and friends I have: on Sunday 8/3, a very good friend of mine texts me to saying “[mutual friend’s boyfriend] is subjecting us to this film which I now feel obligated to share with you at some…
Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where the influx of 90s indies and anti-heroes into our recent auctions prompted me to bust out my DVD of Faust: Love of the Damned. It was purchased about a year ago when a run of the comic upon which it is based first came…
Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where I’m taking a page out of Greg’s book and talking about old school garage rock…in the form of The Shaggs’ one and only album, Philosophy of the World. Who are The Shaggs? Sisters Dot, Betty and Helen Wiggin officially formed The Shaggs as teenagers…
Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where today we’re celebrating the Halloween season (and my perpetual infatuation with 90s popular culture) and watching the SyFy/Asylum joint Dead 7. What’s The Plot? It’s the Magnificent 7, after the zombie (excuse me, copperhead) apocalypse, starring members of pop groups from the late 90s…
Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where this week I discovered a childhood favorite was on Amazon Prime – 1995’s Street Fighter: The Animated Series! What’s The Plot? Colonel William Guile, one of the world’s top martial artists, has been dishonorably discharged from the military and is traveling the world living…
Welcome back to 1 out of 5 – Would Recommend, where we once more dip our toes back into the world of indie direct-to video children’s films, 2013’s over-punctuated A Talking Cat!?! What’s The Plot? A retired tech millionaire and his awkward nerdy son learn lessons in life, love, and family from a self-proclaimed human…